San Diego Zoo EP

by Ian Green

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This is Ian Green's debut EP, recorded in a few hours in a Social Democratic garage somewhere in Sweden.

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released 02 July 2012

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Ian Green Glendora, California

Ian Green is a powerviolence band from Glendora, California/Sweden. They are described as being like TBS, "Seriously Funny"

Ian Green is:
Ian Green -Vocals
Duke Nukem the Otter -Bass
Ostrich Egg Omelet -Drums
Perry the Platypus -Guitar, Production
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Track Name: Cats
Cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats
Track Name: Monica Lewinsky
Monica Lewinsky, look at me
Monica Lewinsky, what do you see?

The oval office has a new name
The ovary office is my game
Come on baby let's get to it
There's no way I could get impeached for this shit

I'll be Bill
You be Monica
Oh Oh Oh

There may not be a national debt
But my dick looks like Star Trek
Hillary's fat anyways
And Newt Gingrich hates the gays

Come on baby let's get to it
Oh Oh Oh

I did it wrong.
Track Name: Fight Me Tom
History teacher: Tom Johnson, Glendora High School
You're wanted for crimes against humanity
And the culprit!
IAN GREEN

Testing atomic bombs in my bathroom
I've been kicking dogs in the nuts since around noon
Track Name: Bella
Bella, I love you
Bella, I LOVE you
I love you Bella
I love you
But you..you won't love me back!

I want to fuck you in every hole
Eyes, nose, ears, mouth
Eyes, nose, ears, mouth
Vagina vagina vagina ASSHOLE
Vagina vagina vagina ASSHOLE

I love you Bella
I love you
I love you from the bottom of my heart
But you just never understood
You never understood why I loved you
Or how much I loved you
And the things I would do for your love

Every part of your heart is mine
It's mine Bella
It's mine
Why don't you see these things?
Does it not make sense to you?
What is wrong with me Bella?
I don't understand
What's wrong with me?

I want to fuck you in every hole
Eyes, nose, ears, mouth
Eyes, nose, ears, mouth
Vagina vagina vagina ASSHOLE
Vagina vagina vagina ASSHOLE
Track Name: Mao ZeDong
So I walked down the street to Emperor Mao's house
And I declared war on myself
We talked about Communism, you know all that good stuff
I mean, Communism's not all that bad
People dying isn't a big deal
It's not bad at all, trust me

I am Emperor Mao
I make the decisions
I decide who lives
I decide who DIES

I am Emperor Mao
I rule the world
You don't do anything
I'm Emperor Mao
I rule the world (x14)
Do you rule the world?
No, you DON'T rule the world
I rule the world
I kill who I want to
I'm going to kill you
You're gonna die
You're gonna die

I'm gonna rule the world
Oh wait, I DO rule the world
I rule the fucking world
I rule the world
What're you going to do about it, huh?
You're not going to do nothing about it
Because you can't

I rule the world
You can't do anything
I rule the world (x4)
I rule the fucking world

Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Track Name: Batman
Batman, oh Batman
Batman

Batman, I'll find you
I'll kill you, I'll kill everyone
Cause I'm Robin, I'm Robin
You're gonna die, I'll hit you in the head
Batman, I'll FIND you
Batman, I know where you sleep
I know where you live
I know where you slay people
New York City, NEW YORK CITY
That's where you'll find yourself, dead
Dead on the street

I'll KILL you
Batman you're gonna DIE
You're gonna die Batman
Don't mess with me
You'll find yourself dead
I help the undertakers

Batman, you'll be dead
Batman, I'll cut off your head
Batman, Batman, BATMAN
Track Name: Frog In a Bird Cage
Frog in a bird cage, frog in a bird cage
What are you DOING there?
Frog in a bird cage, frog in a bird cage
I killed a GIRL
Track Name: Round Two
I was born
In a house
Where the dog caught a MOUSE

Mouses are funny fucking looking fucking creatures
Creatures,
I am a creature, everyone is a creature
I am the preacher,
Preacher, oh PREACHER, oh TEACHER
New teacher, I give my kids nothing
This ungratefulness
Oh I'm so bad, I'm so BAD

ROUND TWO
Frog in a bird cage, frog in a bird cage
What are you DOING there?
Frog in a bird cage, frog in a bird cage
I killed a GIRL
Track Name: We Are Slipnot
We are Slipknot
No we're not
We are Slipknot
No we're not
We are Slipknot
Ah, Ah, Ah
We are Slipknot
Ah, Ah, Ah

He can fly, he can't die
He can fly, he can't die
He can fly, he can't die
He can fly, he can't die

CHARLES MANSON
CHARLES MANSON

He can fly, he can't die
He can fly, he can't die

Mario Kart Double Dash
Track Name: Home
I need to go home, I need to go home
What am I doing here?
Is this an insane asylum?
Am I in an insane asylum?
An insane asylum? I'm GOING insane
What's going on here? What's going on?
There's fucking flowers and mushrooms everywhere.
All these little people, everywhere, everywhere, EVERYWHERE.

There's no place like home (x7)
I need to get home
How am I getting home?
I need to get home
How am I getting home?
How am I gonna get there?